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EPUB ✓ MOBI This Side of the Grave Night Huntress #5 î 9780061783180 FREE À INSOLPRO ✓ [BOOKS] ⚣ This Side of the Grave Night Huntress #5 By Jeaniene Frost – Insolpro.co.uk Danger waits on both sides of the graveHalf vampire Cat Crawfield and her vampire husL damage Now Cat and Bones are forced to seek help from a dangerous ally the ghoul ueen of New Orleans herself But the price of her assistance may prove treacherous than even the threat of a supernatural war to say nothing of the repercussions Cat never imagin Have you ever done that thing where you say something and realize it came out very very wrong and then tried to talk your way out of it only to continue making it worse? I have and I'll fill you in later it counts as the most embarrassing moment of my life So I felt much better when Cat has this same problem twice in this book I'm hungry enough that both of you are starting to looking really really goodVlad's lips curled Is this the part where I'm supposed to remind you that this is just the leftover power talking and you don't really want to cheat on Bones?Not that kind of hungry I gasped eyes bulging that Vlad thought I'd just casually thrown out that I wanted him and Mencheres to double team me I meant hungry like drinking you guys' blood Not hungry for you knowWithout thought my gaze flew to the areas in uestion before skipping away once I realized what I was doing Then my cheeks actually tingled with mortification as Vlad let out a long hearty laugh Mencheres courteous pretended to suddenly find something fascinating in the door frame but I saw his lips twitchMy dear Reaper Vlad said still laughing Did you just check out our No I interrupted at once almost lunging toward the staircase I'm tired and still dazed from the Remnants and fuck it I'm taking a shower I mean not a cold shower because I don't need that Oh Jesus I was only making this worse because I am cold already and I need to get hot I mean warmer Oh just shut up” Okay it's not uite as bad as my thing but still BadI actually asked a lady if she had a little baby in there while patting her pregnant belly only to have her tell me that she wasn't pregnant That's right I patted her belly like a freak Like a crazy lady And then did I just do what I should have done and apologized profusely run away change my name and appearance and move? No I tried to fix it by telling her it was her dress that looked like a maternity dress and the fact that she was resting her hands on her tummy That's right I went on to insult her clothing her posture and basically tell her she was fat Did I then run away? NO I still kept trying to make it better By the time I left the poor woman alone she had probably killed me hundreds of times in her headOn the positive side I have never asked another person if they are pregnant again in my life I even was with my bestie when she gave birth and watched her daughter being born but never asked if she was pregnantLive and learn y'allAnyway This book was better than the last one because Cat and Bones' relationship troubles are over Thank goodness That was brutal They are still acting like horny teenagers at their first unchaperoned party in front of all of their friends but at least they are getting along Get a room already SheeshTo replace the angst of the last book we have sadness in this one Someone we care about dies And doesn't even have to decency to come back as a vamp or ghoul So rude This is not something we do in paranormalurban fantasy books Our characters are supposed to live forever in some form or another Don't be making us remember the reality of the cold grave in all of our futures That's as rude as the public snogging sessions between Cat and BonesFuck you Dylan I heard your mom say she doesn't love youBasically this book is the usual kind of story powerful dude wants to kill Cat so Cat and friends set out to kill him instead Bloody battles ensue It was pretty good Some of the bloody fighting was kinda cool Bones was beating one dude with dude's own arm that Bones severed It was the vamp version of stop hitting yourself I liked thatNuggies are next up on the listEverything moved along at a good pace and it was entertaining But one thing I wanted to mention was that the author tried to do another famous sex scene chapter after all of the hoopla over chapter 32 in the second book but it didn't land as well for me Let's just say that a mouth full of hot wax and other stuff isn't really a turn on If I want to eat wax and uestionable material I'll eat a chocolate covered Twinkie They have those now and the hubs actually bought them I think there are still some left in the box After a week That's a huge statement in a house full of 20 something gamer boys on summer vacationAlso I have a uestion why does the vamp physiology have to include bloody sperm? I mean I get that blood is their diet and that they cry bloody tears but that's not reason enough Is their saliva bloody? How about their sweat? Ear wax? Why can't they just shoot blanks or nothing at all? Or I don't know NOT bloody sperm? It obviously takes my mind down a gross path that I don't want to travel and I get distracted IckOh Jamie How did I end up loving you after you did this? Not to mention the fucking his sister thingAlright I admit I am easily distracted But the world is a shiny place I can't help it

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Danger waits on both sides of the graveHalf vampire Cat Crawfield and her vampire husband Bones have fought for their lives as well as for their relationship But just when they've triumphed over the latest battle Cat's new and unexpected abilities threaten to Pardon me while I have a little rant If you’re going to do a spin off series then it should be able to be read independently of the original series Otherwise it’s not really a spin off series now is it? It’s just all part of the one same series You should NOT be able to spoil either series by not reading the spin off series in between books of the original series and vice versaAlthough Frost’s Night Huntress World series is supposed to be a spin off it really isn’t It doesn’t just compliment the original series it’s actually just the SAME FREAKING SERIES So if you don’t read them strictly in order and by that I mean the spin off books MUST be read in between specific Night Huntress books then the Night Huntress World books will be completely spoiled and the Night Huntress books wont make any senseIt’s pretty damn rude of a writer to force readers to start and continue a second series just so they know what the hell is going on in the first one VERY BAD FORM no matter how enjoyable the books Because readers don’t deserve to have MAJOR spoilers just because they don’t anticipate or expect that it is critical for the two series to be read in a very specific order here it is so farHalfway to the GraveOne Foot in the GraveAt Grave's EndDestined for an Early GraveFirst Drop of CrimsonEternal Kiss of DarknessThis Side of the GraveIn other words don’t read this one until you have read the first two of the Night Huntress World “spin off” series OK So that ended up being a bigger rant than I had anticipated but it really psses me off So much so that I have very little energy left for an actual review but let me just say thisI enjoyed This Side of the Grave but it was very episodic By that I mean that it was exclusively plot driven with no character or relationship development to speak of and the plot itself didn’t have a lot of relevance or impact outside of this particular bookThat said I enjoyed Frost’s writing again and it was nice to see Cat and Bones’ relationship back on track and Cat continuing to mature Oh and for what it’s worth I didn’t at all find chapter 21 to be the new chapter 32 – not even close – so temper your expectations thereIt’s great to hear that Vlad will be the star of the next “spin off” cough book because he outshone Bones in this one35 stars

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This Side of the Grave Night Huntress #5Upset a long standing balance With the mysterious disappearance of vampires rumors abound that a species war is brewing A zealot is inciting tensions between the vampires and ghouls and if these two powerful groups clash innocent mortals could become collatera It was uite good Vlad rocks DAnd I would appreciate of Ian He was there like for five minutes and the author almost just mentioned him Like all interesting characters are being pushed out of the pages to promote other characters that are just simply annoying