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Dark LoverThe only purebred vampire left on the planet and the leader of the Black Dagger Brotherhood Wrath has a score to settle with the slayers who killed his parents centuries ago But when his most trusted fighter is killed orphan How to Write a Paranormal Romance Step One Create a SueThis is a female lead that can either be a Mary Sue a Jerk Sue or a Sympathetic Sue Just an FYI most writers go with a Mary as the ideal of women remaining virgins until they find “The One” is allegedly still vastly appealing to the masses I suggest creating a heroine that’s never even been attracted to a man before It makes it seem like it's fate when she meets the male lead and less like you’re trying to shove antiuated beliefs down your reader’s throats Step Two Create a Ragebeast Your male lead should be over six feet tall have dark hair tattoos and so much testosterone inflated muscle that he has to walk through doors sideways The less he talks the better In every scene that you’re tempted to give him dialogue instead make him brood over something You’re going for caveman here modern women don’t want a partner that can communicate feelings or sympathize with emotions We just want someone who can bench press twice our body weight If you really want to make us swoon make him a prince too or an uber alpha or a frigging king That will fulfill the Princess Fantasy that half of us are infected with thanks to those assholes over at Disney Step Three Make these two the exception to each other’s rules Emotionally cripple the male He shouldn’t believe in love Not until he sees your Mary Sue When he finally lays eyes on her however you can take that caveman frown and turn it upside down I suggest blaring Foreigner’s I Wanna Know What Love Is on repeat while writing this scene as it will really help you capture the emotion your readers should be feeling at this point And remember that lack of attraction to the opposite sex you’ve afflicted Mary with? Well when she lays eyes on your beast of a male lead her va jay jay should turn into the river Nile Step Four The shmushing together of suishy bitsSex Add it Lots of it On a bed in the bathroom of a club a stairwell an alleyway you get the drift Just know that the you mix it up the better Repetition is the bane of the sex scene’s existence Also we’d really appreciate it if you could avoid using these phrases 1 Slippery juices • This brings up safety concerns2 Clenching womb • She’s having sex not a baby3 Pulsating sausage • I like breakfast cooked thanks4 Suelch • I shouldn’t have to explain this one Step Five Don’t forget the mysteryAs tempting as it may seem you can’t just fill up three hundred pages with nothing but relationship angst because if you do I WILL people may hate you You’ll want to add in an actual plot line to avoid that Don’t worry it’s not as hard as it sounds Make up a creepy crawly bad guy have him kill some innocent people and maybe torture a kid or rape someone and your readers will immediately hate him and get behind your MCs and their fight for ‘good’ You don’t even have to get that heavy with it In fact you can probably sueeze it in between your gymnastic inspired sex scenes Step Six Climax the literary kindHave the bad guy kidnap the heroine Feel free to let him slap her around a little and hint at the terrible things he’s going to do to her but don’t get too carried away here as you may offend

J.R. Ward ´ Dark Lover KINDLE

Lpless against the dangerously sexy man who comes to her at night with shadows in his eyes His tales of the Brotherhood and blood frighten her Yet his touch ignites a dawning new hunger one that threatens to consume them bot It's your faultAll you GoodreadersI was sucked in by the high ratings for this series And the fact that I couldn't go anywhere on GR without this little red paperback popping up and waving at me 'Read me Love me I'm totally worth it' blah blaaahhNo Where were the characters??? Seriously Where were they? WHY were they?I could not for the life of me identify who was who and why they were there And WHY did they fall in love? Are you JRWard trying to sell me this idea of love at first sight but first I'm going to shag him senseless to be sure again???? Don't misunderstand me Goodreaders I'm not adverse to filth on paper Sex is brilliant It's fun I wish I had of itBut surely there has to be than just sex and filth to a good romance?I need suspense I need the romance to develop Goddammit I need a heads up before the clothes come offI will not continue with this series I will however keep this little red book on the bottom shelf should the need for uick filth arise in futureBut I doubt it

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EPUB ↠ MOBI Dark Lover î Ð INSOLPRO ï ❮Read❯ ➪ Dark Lover Author J.R. Ward – Insolpro.co.uk The only purebred vampire left on the planet and the leader of the Black Dagger Brotherhood Wrath has a score to settle with the slayers who killed his parents centuries ago But when his most trusted TheIng a half breed daughter unaware of her heritage or her fate Wrath must put down his dagger and usher the beautiful female into another worldRacked by a restlessness in her body that wasn’t there before Beth Randall is he Wrath was six feet six inches of pure terror dressed in leather His hair was long and black falling straight from a widow's peak Wraparound sunglasses hid eyes that no one had ever seen revealed Shoulders were twice the size of most males' With a face that was both aristocratic and brutal he looked like the king he was by birthright and the solider he'd become by destiny sighFantastic start to the Black Dagger Brotherhood series We get the world building the awesome characters the terrible bad guys and an amazing main coupleJust PerfectThe storyThe Black Dagger Brotherhood is the only force between vampires and the evil lessers They are here to protect the vampire race and lead themWrath is the only pure vampire left he is their King although he doesn't want to assume the roleAfter one of his closest friends gets killed by the evil enemy Wrath decides to honor his friend's reuest and protect his daughter BethBeth doesn't know who her parents are or that she is part vampire but after a scary huge guy enters her apartment her life completely changes She is drawn to him sexually how could she not be and doesn't know what to believe when one of her cop friends accuses him of being a murderer Wrath wants Beth even though he doesn't want to but he needs to protect her and when her change hits she will need his blood to up her chances of survivalWill he be able to stay away from her? Will he be able to watch her mated with someone else without ripping his throat out? We'll see DDD He had her on the bed and under him in a flash of movement and he pushed up her skirt and tore off her panties with vicious impatience He didn't treat her blouse or bra any better There would be time to savor later Now was all about raw sex The world building Excellent There is a huge dictionary with everything explained in detail so it REALLY helps even though all of it is explained in the book as well but my suggestion is to read it BEFORE you get to the book you will understand everything a lot better How the vampire thing works Well this will be explained in the book gradually but the most important thing you need to know is that they DON'T DRINK FROM HUMANS They can eat food just like normal people but need blood to survive and stay strong and that blood has to be from a vampireThey're BIG and BADASS hmmm maybe HUGE and KICKASS would do better ahahhahahah anyway they don't do sunlight and well all the other tidbits you can find out for yourself The writing This is VERY easy to read Well at least for me I love the way they talk and swear and act We get both MC POVs even some from the supporting characters Love that DDDThe characters We are introduced to a LOT of them in this first book It's hard to keep up in the beginning but with them having such unusual names you'll have no problem remembering who's who The BDB guys are uber interesting and we meet some characters from the vampire nobility as well as some humans that will appear later The bad guys Mr XYOPMGblablablablabla are pretty irritating DDD but OK they're the bad guys I guess it shouldn't be a shock ahahahha D The sex It's pretty hot with lots of sex scenes even though i admit it gets hotter in the next books D Still Wrath has that someth